Monday, January 18, 2010

Fantastic 'Predictions' by a Feng Shui Master

Today I was sent an email by a friend with a pdf attachment outlining the predictions for 2010 by a so called feng shui expert. I decided to do something light hearted by extracting some of her most brilliant ‘insights/ predictions’ and list it down below:
“If you are very sick, go see a doctor and you will soon recover.”

“If you drive, do be careful.”

“Your health may not be so good this year so there is a tendency to catch a flu or cold”

“You may find it hard to save money this year and it may be an important issue to you.”

“if negative things occur then it means that the year is not going to be smooth.”

“There is a possible passing away of an important famous person –“

“There is a possibility of another terrorist attacks–“

“There is a possibility of a war happening–“

“There will be negative news for those in the EARTH industry –prices of properties are set to fall. –“ where????

“becareful of a potential lawsuit in business dealings”

With these kind of predictions no wonder they are always right.

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