Friday, January 1, 2010

Tiger Woods: Is Anyone Surprised At All?




What I can't understand is why people are so surprised about Tiger Woods' infidelity? Is it because his squeky clean image so contradicts the stories of his infidelity with a host of women, coming out of the woodwork almost on a daily basis describing his less than moralistic flings behind his wife's back? What we need to understand is that the Tiger image is just a fake public persona just like a fake facebook profile, moulded and sculptured by his image stylists to make Tiger represent the squeky clean person that a champion of his status commands in a modern world we live in. We shouldn't read too much into this marketing mumbo jumbo.


Tiger is human. In fact he is greater than our normal human being. He meets with Presidents and hob nobs with the rich and famous, because his fans have put him in a position to do so. He eats the best food and drives the best cars. He lives in a multi million dollar mansion in an exclusive suburb in Florida which a person like myself would be denied entry if I had the gall to drive my 13 year old Toyota through the security gates. He has a beautiful wife and beautiful children. They wear the latest and most expensive branded clothing to look well. He is used to the best and will settle for no less and why should he.



It is because of this though that I'm not surprised that he'd had affairs with a host of women now totalling something like 13? In fact if I were Tiger, I would be telling the public that he could do 13 in just one night. Mega celebrities like Tiger are used to having things their way. I'd be very surprised if it was just 13. I can do 13. Remember Wilt Chamberlain, the legendary LA Lakers superstar centre who boasted to have slept with at least 10,000 women in his lifetime? He regularly did double figures a night, normally after his games. He played with more women on his bed than he did on the basketball court with basketball players. Magic Johnson as well realised similar great numbers with women as he did with assists and points for the Lakers. A lot of infidelity is never revealed or found out but it is as common with celebrities as Santa is to Christmas.


There is a doubt that 13 is the final number, but if it is then congratulations are in place as it is a very low number for a Mega Star like Tiger Woods. His wife should actually give him a medal for good behaviour because it could very well be worse, it could be in the hundreds or even thousands. Well done Tiger, if you can't keep it in your pants and hide it from the world, then just concentrate on golf and stop this fake image you project which is so obviously for the sponsors.

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